Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.
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why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
(Source: kanyewesticle)
generallylameoccasionallyawesome:
Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”
Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
Omg
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.
Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….
……………….
……..
up to something.
You’re still working here, after all this time?
Always
Tumblr i’m done with you
snapes on a plane
damn it tumblr!
IT’S FINALLY DONE
and so am i oh my GOD
OH MY GOD
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me on every birthday:
maybe today is the day when i find out i'm actually some sort of mythological creature.
When a gif doesn’t move.
(Source: sleeping-with-norse-gods)
